Paddington:  I'll have a jar of peanut butter straight up and.............. a raw-hide!

Bartender:  Why the 'Big-Paws' ....?

To err is human; to forgive, canine.

- Chomps McGee


Love is a four-legged word.

- Paws Woofland


Life is ruff. Get a Newfy.

- Yours truly, Lorie Umfleet

Chew on This

I help the humans out by taste-testing the latest chew toys and doggy biscuits.


The Bark Park Project

Please donate to this dogtastic organization that builds bark parks nationwide.


Swim Fantastic

Once a month, I get together with my canine comrades to play our favorite game.

Ginger & Jasmine  (sisters) are purebred, AKC registered  with a balanced gait and glistening beautiful bronze coat.

My fragrant post-bath aroma makes humans rethink their definitions of wet-dog smell.

When you ask me to play dead, I break out my guitar and play “Casey Jones.”

Why We Are The Best Dogs Ever

My Favorite Quotes

Sometimes being man’s best friend is a ruff gig. Training and caring for my humans is an arduous but rewarding process. I alone am responsible for ensuring they get their daily walks.  I never know when they might dare to run errands without me to protect them, or eat food without first using my keen nose to inspect it. They never acknowledge that a mere drizzle of my drool adds so much flavor. I feel that it’s wrong to keep such deliciousness to myself.


Will my humans care for me with the same level of commitment when I'm old and gray? Of course they will. Look at this face. What’s not to love?  I dream of the day the humans reward me for my excellence by presenting me with the coveted red, white and blue Best in Show award.

Sister Love

Charities & Groups


Do I need to 'SAVE' you?...................."Darth"

From Our Family To Yours...........We "LOVE" Our Newfys!